The worm turns

The Kitten's sample results came back and his new name is Parasite Boy. He's still cute, but I have less urge to smooch him on the lips.

A day in the life

of a homeless kitten who has taken over my home ...

Main traits:
-- Paws the size of a polar bear's, promising ginormous size
-- Eight- to nine-foot leaps
-- Random galloping
-- Emitting of incessant strange, jungle-like noises at 5 a.m.
-- Amazing stenches in the litter box that could only come from a kitten's peculiar bowels
-- Adoration of all small objects and ability to lose 12 acorns a day
-- Ability to go from galloping and leaping to deep naps within seconds
Kittens are sort of like brainless Olympic gymnasts, only without tight leotards or Romanian coaches.

Unexpected visitor

I have a small orange and white kitten in my possession right now. He likes to nap on top of my laptop and crash it as often as possible. We don't know whose kitty he is ... we rescued him from the rain. If anyone is missing an extremely cute and zesty orange and white kitten, please contact me.

scared

I am afraid. It has been a rough few days.

Served on a bun

This is the only thing that could make me smile today. Just a half-smile.

Template slutting

I can't seem to find a template I like. I'm jealous of Jesse's pretty blog.

New, and novel, way to get dates

These two guys had a SERIOUS fear of rejection, which is always a possibility when you consort with live women.

But, to do them credit, they were going to practice safe sex. I think that's kind of heartwarming!!

As an aside, Beetown has always been one of my favorite Wisconsin town names, along with Browntown.