Be my Yoko Ono
My friend Cesar once met Yoko Ono. She was fully clothed, but he was clad only in a towel. I can't give any more details here.Myself, my brushes with fame have been less dramatic, but here they are:
--Political: When I worked for a certain Madison lefty, he introduced me to both Paul Wellstone and the Rev. Jesse Jackson.
--Movie star: I saw Mel Gibson shooting a movie in Chicago's Loop. This was before he revealed himself to be a really creepy anti-Semite.
--Rockers: 1. Huey Lewis of Huey Lewis and The News
sang the refrain of "I Want a New Drug" to me in a skanky Wisconsin tavern, but did not cast me in the video, although he sweated all over me and then he gave me his towel.2. In a drunken incident circa 1990, I was introduced to and insulted by the pocket-sized lead singer for Wisconsin-grown rockers the BoDeans.
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I recently played golf with former pro bowler Marshal Holman, then met Johnny Bench at the same golf outing and asked him for an autograph...he looked at me as if I were a piece of warm gum on the bottom of his sneaker...wait, he looked at me as if I were a piece of warm gum on the bottom of his sneaker that had a pubic hair protruding from it, with a wart on the end of the hair...then he autographed my baseball...Wahoo!
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