Butternut, buttercup

I am heading to the beautiful, celebrity-thronged burg of Butternut, Wisconsin. It's a little like Vale or Capri. Christie Brinkley is usually there with one or another of her husbands, and sometime I see the Olsen twins hanging out in front of Dar & Slim's Par-a-Dice, a nightclub in the city center. Also, there are a lot of mosquitoes, if not mojitoes.


Here is Butternut's most famous citizen, the illustrious Charles "Midget" Fischer.