Brandon Walsh made me pick up the place

I was watching a rerun of "Without a Trace" (I have a crush on all the male leads), the one where Brandon Walsh, sans sideburns, plays a gun-wielding badass. I looked about me and realized that were I to go missing, the team of sexy FBI agents would come to my apartment, take a look around and conclude immediately that I'd been abducted by sinister parties seeking a certain secret document who had ripped the place apart from top to bottom.

I picked up some of the thousands of wildly strewn papers and random items. Still haven't managed to do a full-scale cleaning operation.